have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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