just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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