Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
A bitchslap is in order.
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