Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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