Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dick very happy bro
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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