I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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