We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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