no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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