Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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