y did u give ur computer a hand job?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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