Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Girls should come with a carfax report
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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