Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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