Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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