doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
your like the ambassador to my penis.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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