Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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