I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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