I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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