idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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