He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize