is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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