his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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