Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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