How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
My feet surprised me
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