Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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