S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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