I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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