are you so shy because you have an std?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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