Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
