Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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