Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
