ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
