My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Randomize
