laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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