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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet

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• (818): View more from California

  WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  you were mass sexting so we took your phone away

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST

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• (310): View more from California

  You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals

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