I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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