I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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