You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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