what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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