my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im just a social blackout drinker.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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