Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
