playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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