I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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