hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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