Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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