Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I will pee on everything he values.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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