I feel like abortions should bother me more
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
