i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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