so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Fuck appropriateness.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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