absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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