wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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