Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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