I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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