Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
How's work?
Spinning.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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