Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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