so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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