Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize