Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
